I have realized that I am on a hot streak of f*cking up on the internet. First I get honorable mention on the Alternate Ramona Contest. Little did I realize that that meant Bryan Lee O’Malley thought I had promise. Which means a lot from a guy I practically worship. Instead, my adolescent brain told me to post a stupid statement trashing the, in retrospect, amazing work of the winner. The other one is being overly concerned when a prized friend of mine began dating a seedy character whom I actively dislike. When stating my discontent I mistakenly set off a string of mistakes that ultimately led to the loss of that prized friend. I might as well just shoot myself in the foot the way things are going.